The greatest farce of all is thinking we have control of
Our lives and what we love are ruled by the forces of
Marketing and media hype
We all succumb to stereotype

100 calories packaged efficiently
because you can’t control your intake of donut holes
Corn syrup everywhere
Our native flavoring

Mail a letter to the FDA
freely file a formal complaint
Cause we’ll all come down in the end
yes we’ll all go home in the end

Our freedoms and our rights
Come from the left and right
Castles and embassies don’t
do much to impress me
I’m just an American
always failing in foreign relations

Mail a letter to the government
Don’t let it get you so upset
cause we’ll all go home in the end
yes we’ll all go home in the end

I can’t wait for you to fall down
I just need a place where everyone knows everyone
knows everyone

I’m not a suffragette I don’t suffer much I bet
I’m not a suffragette I don’t suffer much I bet

Mail a letter to Jesus Christ
Tell him how hard you tried